Post #1 on my new unlimited blog.
TODAY IN LAZERNEWS:
World: *Jake can't get Primal Rage II to work on the emulator!
Never released due to it's craptasticness, the long anticipated sequel to dinosaurs killing each other after nuclear holocaust does not work on Jake's emulator. The emulator actually forces you to build an arcade machine in order for it to work ($6000 more or less)... in order to play Primal Rage. This sequel doesn't even have fucking dinosaurs in it anymore! QWTF! A spokesman stated that kids couldn't relate to the characters in the first game so they added people instead. Because everyone knows that kids hate dinosaurs, I'd say that was a good call. Stay tuned for updates.
Sports: *T-Wolves lose everybody for new season detaching any connection fans (me not being one of them) had to players on the team.
*Patriots win the Superbowl! TBA is defeated 36-7!
*Boston sucks!
Local:
*Green Man seen dancing in the streets throughout the month of October. Terrorists?
Music:
*Three Songs You Should Have on Your Playlist:
Jens Lekman - Black Cab
Antony and the Johnsons - Fistful of Love
NFT - Tune Into You
