Humans with Humans

Cinema:
*Upcoming movies that are must sees:

Hellboy 2 - A spectacular sequel to a comic book movie!
Superman 2 - A spectacular sequel to a comic book movie!
The Punisher 2 - A spectacular sequel to a comic book movie!
X-Men 4: Wolverine - A spectacular sequel to a comic book movie!
X-Men 5: Magneto - A spectacular sequel to a comic book movie!
Spiderman 4 - A spectacular sequel to a comic book movie!
The Hulk 2 - A spectacular sequel to a comic book movie!
Sin City 2 - A spectacular sequel to a comic book movie!
Batman 2 - A spectacular sequel to a comic book movie!
Alien vs Predator 2 - A spectacular sequel to a comic book movie!
Transformers 2 - A spectacular sequel to a comic book movie!
Harry Potter 6 - A spectacular sequel to a spectacular movie!
Star Trek 8 - A spectacular sequel to a spectacular movie!
The Mummy 3 - A spectacular sequel to a spectacular movie!
Narnia 2 - A spectacular sequel to a spectacular movie!
Saw 4 - A spectacular sequel to a spectacular movie!
Indiana Jones 4 - A spectacular sequel to a spectacular movie!
Rambo 4 - A spectacular sequel to a spectacular movie!
Harold and Kumar 2 - A spectacular sequel to a spectacular movie!
James Bond 22 - A spectacular sequel to a spectacular movie!
Wonder Woman - A comic book turned into a spectacular movie!
Iron Man - A comic book turned into a spectacular movie!
Watchmen - A comic book turned into a spectacular movie!
Thor - A comic book turned into a spectacular movie!

Before you is Jet Lee in The Mummy 3 as the mighty dragon emperor. I can't wait, all of his other movies have sucked so much that he's overdue for a damn good film. Other gems include Halo, Tekken, Dragonball Z and GI Joe. It seems to me that Hollywood needs to shit out a few more CGI infested comic book movies and sequels because we the people crave them by the hundreds.

The Written Word:
*Recent author deduces that putting the word "pumpkin" before anything makes it three times funnier. Try it for yourself:

Pumpkin _________!

Local:
*Two drunken young bucks caught left handed in what appeared to be a heated discussion about self abuse, but was in fact one about limp-wristed self pleasure.



Music
*Three Songs You Should Have on Your Playlist:
Sigur Ros - Von
Radiohead - Weird Fishes/Arpeggi
Jens Lekman - Your Arms Around Me